Thursday, 7 March 2013

Welcome To My World

Tip of the day - “If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that!” 
― Milton Jones

Do you want to know a secret?

A few years ago I made a startling discovery that changed my life completely!

Would you like to know what it was?

Click HERE to discover it too......

Once you've had a chance to look at 'The Fool' - please scroll down for some other questions that might interest you!

Okay here are some interesting facts...

The population is currently about 7 billion. Here's what they believe to be true:

1. Christianity: 2 billion
2. Islam: 1.8 billion
3. Hinduism: 950 million
4. Secular, Agnostic, Atheist: 850 million
5. Buddhism: 400 million
6. Chinese Traditional: 300 million
7. Primal-indigenous: 150 million
8. African Traditional: 95 million
9. Sikhism: 23 million
10. Judaism: 15 million
11. Baha’i: 6 million
12. Jainism: 4 million
13. Shinto: 4 million
14. Neo-Paganism: 1 million
15. Unitarian: 800 thousand
16. Rastafarians: 700 thousand
17. Scientology: 600 thousand
18. Zoroastrianism: 150 thousand

The ones in red don't believe in a god - out of 7 billion people there are 1254 million people who don't believe there is a god.

That is just 1.8%

Where do you fit in?

Do you think that we evolved?

The BBC and Richard Dawkins amongst a few would have you believe that evolution is a scientifically proven fact. It is not! It is a theory with a number of difficulties acknowledged by Mr Darwin and others. And it doesn't answer the big question......Where did the planet come from??

Don't believe the is not Science v Religion. Evolution is not science. It is a theory.

Although this latest fossil discovery has helped it's case......

I'm sorry......Crocoduck doesn't exist. But let's imagine just for a moment that God does exist and has created you and put you on this planet. The big question then becomes......WHY? For what purpose?

Why would He dump you here and not let you know who He is and what's going on.

The truth is.....He wouldn't.....He has revealed who he is and whats-more, he really cares for you and if you are willing to listen for a moment....He would like you to decide your own path and purpose.

You may be here because you did a survey. Here is the survey should you wish to take another look at it.


Question 1.

Do you have any type Christian background?    Yes o    No o 

Question 2.

Do you think you are a good person?       Yes o        No o 

Question 3.

Do you think you will go to heaven?        Yes o      No o 

Question 4.

Have you ever told a lie?        Yes o       No o 

(No matter how small, including white lies and fibs)

Question 5.

What do you call someone who tells lies? 

Question 6.

Have you ever stolen anything?        Yes o        No o

(No matter how small, the value is irrelevant)

Question 7.

What do you call someone who steals? 

Question 8.

Have you ever used God’s name as a swearword?         Yes o       No o 

Question 9.

Have you ever looked with lust at another woman or man?          Yes o        No o 

Question 10.

On the Judgement Day do you think you would be innocent or guilty?

Innocent o                Guilty o 


Survey Question 1. Do you have any type Christian background?

It doesn’t really matter what type of background you have Christian or otherwise.

Question 2. Do you think you are a good person?

We all generally believe we are good. 

Question 3. Do you think you will go to heaven?

Most people, when asked, would like to think they are good enough to go to heaven. 

Question 4 & 5 Have you ever told a lie?

Let’s face it, we all have, but the bible says ‘all liars have their place in the lake of fire’.

But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burns with fire and brimstone: which is the second death. Revelation 21:8

Question 6 & 7 Have you ever stolen anything?

Most people have stolen something in their life.
Thou shalt not steal. Exodus 20:15

Question 8. Have you ever used God’s name as a swearword?

The technical term is called blasphemy

Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain; for the LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain.
Exodus 20:7

Question 9. Have you ever looked with lust at another woman or man?


Thou shalt not commit adultery. Exodus 20:14

Jesus said, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart. Matthew 5:28

Question 10. On the Judgement Day do you think you would be innocent or guilty?

By your own admissions you are a lying, thieving, blaspheming, adulterer and God would have to find you guilty on Judgement Day but……. 

That’s the bad news, here’s the good news.

The Bible warns that if you are guilty you will end up in Hell. 

That's not God's will. He sent His Son to suffer and die on the cross for you. You broke God's Law, but Jesus paid your fine. That means He can legally dismiss your case. He can commute your death sentence:

"For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life."

Then He rose from the dead and defeated death.

Please, repent (turn from sin) today and trust in Jesus alone, and God will grant you the gift of everlasting life.

"God commended His love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us." He was bruised for our iniquities.

Jesus is your "ticket" to Heaven. He is the "way," He is the "Door," the only "mediator."

There is salvation in no other name, so pray something like this:

"Dear God, I repent of all of my sins (confess them). This day I put my trust in Jesus Christ as my Lord and Saviour. Please forgive me and grant me your gift of everlasting life. In Jesus' name I pray. Amen."

Then read the Bible daily and obey what you read (see John 14:21). God will never let you down.

Our meeting today was no accident. God loves you more than anything in the world and wants to give you the gift of eternal life.

With grateful thanks to:


Here are a few quotes which I like:

From 10 Second Sermons by Milton Jones

You should read the bible carefully as some of the commandments apparently have the word 'not' in them!

Sometimes people think of church…as a Winnie the Pooh pyjama suit.
Safe and warm, but they hope to goodness no one sees them in it…

Christianity has done a lot of harm in the world, but only in the way that some men who wear certain football kits get into trouble – it doesn’t mean they’re actually part of the team!’

Christians sometime shout ‘Once I was dead but now I’m alive!’ But then so do zombies.

Before you start blaming the government for everything consider this quote;

“If we will not be governed by God, then we will be ruled by tyrants.” William Penn

“This book had to be written by one of three people: good men, bad men or God. It couldn’t have been written by good men because they said it was inspired by the revelation of God. Good men don’t lie and deceive. It couldn’t have been written by bad men because bad men would not write something that would condemn themselves. It leaves only one conclusion. It was given by divine inspiration of God.” John Wesley

“Tell your prince that this book is the secret of England's success.” Queen Elizabeth

"To suppose that the eye with all its inimitable contrivances for adjusting the focus to different distances, for admitting different amounts of light, and for the correction of spherical and chromatic aberration, could have been formed by natural selection, seems, I freely confess, absurd in the highest degree." Charles Darwin

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